The Desperate Schoolboys Wiki

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Featured Character

Mary Strange
Mary Strange

Mary Strange is one of the main characters of Desperate Schoolboys. The daughter of religious fanatic Henry Strange, Mary moved with reluctance to Wiksteria when her father's practice was relocated there. Dreading her life due to her father's strong moral stance on the way she should act at all times, Mary comes to meet a classmate that she starts to fancy, only to find her life made even more difficult by her increasingly disturbed father when he becomes the wiser of their relationship. Eventually, Mary's former ties to the town and one of its residents are revealed, amidst tradgety.


Featured Episode

From the Sidelines

From the Sidelines is the eighth episode of the fifth season of Desperate Schoolboys. For every action, there is an equal and appropriate reaction, and that sentence couldn't be more true for the lives of Andy, Barrett, Desmond and Mike. Watch and learn just how one life can affect another, and, above all else, that everyone gets desperate from time to time.


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Benjamin Ashdale, another member of our very close group of friends, was always a peculiar one. He was charming and polite.
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Who's your favorite schoolgirl?

The poll was created at 19:33 on October 27, 2013, and so far 12 people voted.

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About DS

Desperate Schoolboys is a 2012-2013 dramedy fan fiction, spin off series of ABC's Desperate Housewives that lasted from 2004-2012. The series is created and written by Villain fan and Jdg98. The main premise is similar to that of Desperate Housewives. The series features an ensemble cast led by four protagonists: Ben Ashdale, Joe Hadland, Renato Abelho, and Josh Miller. Watching from above is the recently deceased James Clark, who narrates the series while observing the quiet desperation of those he left behind.

The main setting of the show is the fictional town of Wiksteria, which serves as the home of all of the main characters. Each protagonist tries in their own way to deal with the deeply-rooted issues which they themselves face, all the while facing the secrets, mysteries and crimes that are hidden beneath the surface of the seemingly idyllic town.

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  • Renaboss

    Super Hiper Mega Ri-Review

    October 28, 2013 by Renaboss

    Seeing as how Count Dick Von Dickenstein had to go and top whatever review I ever left for you guys here on this wiki by creating a blog post, I figured I could stand to do the same thing. After all,…

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  • Reginafan2626

    My Two-Million Cents

    October 26, 2013 by Reginafan2626

    It wos reli gd epsoda yah cos I wos init so obcorse it be gud epsoda.

    Okay, so since I’ve been evil and haven’t reviewed episodes as I go along in the series, I figured I should give one hell of a rev…

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  • Razzlebear

    Ava Keeton

    April 3, 2013 by Razzlebear

    Ava Keeton is a potential character for the rave reviewed fanfiction, Desperate Schoolboys. She is set to make an appearance Late S3/Early S4.

    Ava is portrayed by wiki member Razzlebear.

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  • Desperate Schoolboys is the second successful "Wiksteria Lane Production" friend fiction, proceeded by Wiksteria Lane.
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